They’ve uncovered an innocent coffee mistake…
…one you’ve probably made every morning for years…
That reverses the health benefits…
And piles on stubborn fat faster than carbs.
This mistake has nothing to do with the calories in your cream and sugar.
But stop doing it…
And you no longer have to worry about calories, fat, or carbs…
So your body once again burns fat the way it’s supposed to.
Forget hormones, your thyroid, genes, or gut health.
One of America’s top health researchers recently found an undisclosed ingredient in almost 40 popular creamer brands…6
And it’s now proven to skyrocket the true root cause of fat gain:
A new class of enzyme that accumulates deep in your fat cells…7
Then like cement… this enzyme forms a molecular block that seals fat cells shut…
Bringing fat loss to a screeching halt.
But coffee creamers aren’t the only food that spike this enzyme.8
There are 3 other so-called “superfoods” - foods you’ve likely eaten today that we’ll reveal in a moment…9 10
That send this enzyme surging.
He’s made headlines on USA Today, NBC, and in magazines like First For Women, 50plus and countless others.
Here he is now, with a step-by-step demonstration of how you can make it at home in seconds:
It wasn’t Ozempic.
With the insane monthly cost, and
near-permanent side effects like constipation, mood swings, wrinkles…13 14
It’s a “no” for me and my private clients.
Do it first thing in the morning, and within minutes, your body responds by expelling this enzyme…
Plus, the more you use this coffee hack, the more fat you burn…
And it stays off!
Here’s how it’s possible:
Which is why you’ll be pleased to hear this
at-home, 5-second coffee hack is proven to instantly put you in a state of Ketosis…14
Even if you indulge in your favorite
carb-rich meals and sweet treats.
This mouth-watering coffee hack flushes this enzyme from your fat cells…14
So they open up, burn fat like they’re supposed to…
I’ll share the easy-to-make, all-natural recipe, so you can make it from home and drop 10, 20, even 50 lbs at any age…
"I lost 42 lbs in just 3 months, using this coffee trick. For the first time in years, I feel light on my feet and full of energy. No more hiding behind
baggy clothes!"
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— Sarah M., 51, Austin, TX
“Just doing this to my coffee every morning… helped me drop 20 lbs at 72 years old. I can’t remember the last time I felt this good—my knees don’t ache, and I’m finally enjoying long walks with my
husband again."
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— Martha C., 72, Portland, OR
"I shed 12 lbs in the first
month alone.”
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— Jack R., 43, Nashville, TN
To enjoy...
Everything the food police say is
off-limits…
No cravings or midday munchies...
You’ll enjoy natural energy levels that last through even the most grueling of days.
And your blood pressure, blood sugar, and cholesterol will fall back to normal.
The best part?
This 5-second coffee hack is also
clinically-proven to relieve constipation and belly bloat…
So you’re in and out of the bathroom in minutes every day.
There’s no telling what lengths they’ll go to, to take this down since it threatens their Ozempic profits…17
So here’s everything you need to know, in two minutes or less:
We have two beautiful children, Sandra and Luke.
For the past three decades, I’ve worked as one of America’s leading health researchers to create a healthier country for them…
Deserving folks who feel stuck in a losing battle with their weight.
My research group is known for creating simple at-home fixes for problems mainstream medicine doesn’t have answers to.
So you can imagine the shock, guilt, and shame I felt…
To carrying 73 lbs of extra, doughy fat…
Saddled with fatigue, brain fog, sky-high blood pressure, digestive issues, and low self-esteem that made being intimate with my wife impossible.
Every morning, the growing number on the scale felt like an accusation.
The twisted punchline of a joke I didn’t agree to be part of.
I watched in horror as a sweaty, pudgy version of myself spoke.
I’ll tell ya… sitting there, watching the footage…
I couldn’t hear what I was saying over the pounding of my own heartbeat.
I was angry at our broken and backward system, you know?
Our grocery stores are stocked with countless superfoods…
Phones flooded with
impossibly-thin, smug influencers who’ve been skinny their entire life…
And for all the “progress” made by the medical establishment… Our country is sicker and fatter than ever.
So let me be crystal clear:
Take it from me — despite my endless connections and colleagues…
Even a few questionable diets I’m not too proud to admit to…
The story was always the same:
So if you feel stuck in a cycle of hope and disappointment…
Like the deck is stacked against you…
You’re absolutely right!
Thanks to a series of breakthrough findings from Harvard***, The Journal of Obesity Medicine***, and Cambridge18 19 20 21*** which I’ll walk you through…
A sinister little enzyme that must be stopped — if you want to lose 10, 20, 50 lbs or more.
Of course, you’ve never heard a peep about it.
Why?
With endorsements from celebs across the globe, Ozempic’s maker reported
$33.7 billion of sales for 2023.22 23
Ozempic alone raked in $4.26 billion in the second quarter of 2024.24
The discovery of this enzyme… well…
It’s bad for business.
But I’m not on Big Pharma’s payroll nor will I ever be…
So for the first time ever, I’ll not only share the details they are keeping from you…
It all started with a groundbreaking finding from the University
of California.25 ***
See, researchers have long known your body’s cells are complex.
That goes double for fat cells!
But what’s always puzzled researchers is how, despite thousands of moving parts…
They will burn fat for fuel you can use during the day, keeping you slim, light, and tight.
Skip dessert for a few days or walk around the block a few times…
The fat just fell off, right?
All that happened was your fat cells got the right signal…
So they did what they were programmed to do.
This signal process is exactly what this enzyme disrupts.
It’s why all the poor advice you get about going...
That’s because HDACs accumulate inside your fat cells…
Then like cement, form a molecular block that seals them shut, preventing that
fat-burning signal from getting through.
It doesn’t matter if you eat less…
Exercise more…
With HDACs blocking that signal, every one of your fat cells just sits there in a state of paralysis.
Meanwhile… you continue to pack on the pounds like there’s no tomorrow.
Your fat cells receive the proper signal.
Your fat cells immediately open up and release fat into your bloodstream.
From there, your body incinerates that fat for fuel, energizing you.
Your cells then ramp up the production of fat-burning hormones that skyrocket your metabolism.
The result is, you can indulge in your favorite salty, sweet treats without worry or guilt…
Put simply, without HDACs jamming up your fat cells…
They work like God intended them to.
The Journal of Obesity Medicine says HDACs are a quantum leap forward in our fight against obesity…30
Frontiers in Endocrinology*** concludes:
“Targeting HDACs has a great potential to be an effective therapeutic strategy for obesity and related metabolic disorders.”31
And one of America’s top research groups found that lowering HDACs levels… 32
Is the most effective way to surge your body’s ability to torch fat from your neck, belly, arms, thighs, and any other
“problem areas”.
And get this:
The benefits of low HDAC levels extend beyond blasting fat.
Researchers found it unlocks nine cellular pathways that keep your body slim, light, and tight:33 34
From elevating your mood, and building resilience against stress…
Increasing energy levels…
To reducing inflammation — which means smooth digestion, pain-free joints, and wrinkle-free skin.
The bottom line?
If you’re ready to burn 10, 20, even 50 lbs of stubborn fat without avoiding your favorite foods…
The 5-second coffee hack you’re about to discover is the world’s first and only natural way of quickly doing just that.
The Environmental Working Group has found trans fats in 100% — yes, every single one — of even the “healthy” creamers.35
As long as each serving contains less than half a gram of trans fat…
These brands don’t have to disclose it on the ingredient list.
They all skyrocket HDAC levels.36 37
Our clothes used to be made of natural cotton.
Now, they’re filled with
hormone-disrupting plastics that leach into our bodies and surge HDACs.38 39
Today, our water supply is tainted with man-made chemicals that throw our bodies into a HDAC-producing frenzy.40 41
So if you’ve ever wondered why, despite your best efforts, the scale moves only in the opposite direction you want it to…
There’s your answer.
It’s to turbocharge your body, so it can easily deal with our modern world.
It’s worked for countless Americans of all ages, genetic makeup, and lifestyles who thought their situation was hopeless.
It’ll work for you too.
See, the moment it became clear that HDACs were at the root of the problem…
I threw every resource I had at
reverse-engineering them.
Tens of thousands of dollars, and months later…
I had nothing.
What you’re looking at is one of the only natural, sure-fire methods to lower HDAC activity in your cells…
The Keto diet.
But if you’ve tried Keto, you know it’s a nightmare to follow.
So my team and I asked a simple question that led to the first ingredient in our coffee hack:
“How do we get the HDAC-lowering benefits of Keto without the hassle?”
Our search would take us to multiple remote countries…
Through the halls of decorated universities…
See, the first ingredient inside our coffee hack is a new, delicious “slimming oil” now proven to flush out HDACs.
It’s not:
In fact, in a recent clinical trial published in
The American Journal
of Clinical Nutrition…47***
Men and women who used this new “slimming oil” burned an insane 250% more fat, compared to those who used olive oil.
It’s called a...
MCTs are known for being one of the only nutrients to put you in a state of Ketosis within minutes…48 49
Without forcing you to go through traditional Keto.
(A diet that requires you to eat high levels of fats and very low levels of carbohydrates. And absolutely no sugar.)
In a recent meta-analysis of 13 clinical trials and 749 participants…50
MCTs blasted belly fat, shrinked their waist, tightened their hips, and melted dangerous visceral fat choking their organs… All faster than researchers thought possible.
No huffing and puffing on the StairMaster.
No avoiding carbs.
In fact, MCTs also lowered cravings and snacking throughout
the day. 51 52
Better yet, in another 7 studies…53
MCTs skyrocketed the participants’ natural ability to burn what they ate…
Which means the extra calories and carbs you eat get turned into fuel that helps you blaze through daily tasks…
Rather than get stored as fat.
In other words… you know that friend who seems to eat anything they want, yet doesn’t gain an ounce?
There’s just one problem:
Most MCTs on the market are sourced from palm oil.
The same thing it’s supposed to fight against!
Add goMCT® to your morning coffee…
To your smoothie…
Heck, even a glass of water!
That’s all it takes to command your cells to flush out HDACs, force your body to burn fat as fuel, and enjoy the benefits of Keto—without the hassle.
Whether you want to lose 10, 20, or 50 lbs of fat…
goMCT® could be the difference between...
You slipping into a sleek dress
for a night out...
Choosing something loose
and forgiving...
Feeling fabulous in your next
family photos.
Hiding in the back.
Enjoying the satisfaction and freedom of indulging in a heaping bowl of ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, or buttery popcorn
after dinner.
Skipping it out of guilt, shame, and fear it’ll ruin any
weight-loss progress.
And did I mention goMCT® gives coffee a delicious, velvety creaminess that’ll have you excited for your morning cup?
Native to the vast landscape of the African Sahara…
For thousands of years, Acacia Fiber has been used as a prebiotic that relieves bloating and constipation. 57
Today, The Nutrition Journal*** has uncovered yet another benefit of Acacia Fiber:58
In a recent placebo-controlled,
double-blind trial, leading researchers were shocked to find that Acacia Fiber—in their own words…
“...causes significant reduction in
BMI and body fat percentage.”
How?
Cambridge researchers found Acacia Fiber skyrockets your metabolism by more than 300%.59
Which means to effectively flush out HDACs…
To torch fat fast…
And with every sip…
Not only will you blast fat from the deepest layers of your body…
You’ll kick...
Are you starting to see why, if you have 10, 20, even 50 lbs to lose…
goMCT® is a must?
Yet my research team took things further, and added a clinical helping of Theobromine.
That’s because now that goMCT® flushes out HDACs from your cells…
It’s time to prevent new HDACs from forming.
Theobromine is one of nature’s most powerful ways to do that.
It’s been proven in countless studies to reduce inflammation on the cellular level, which lowers HDAC activity.60
Better yet, in a recent
study…61 62
63
64
65
Theobromine reduced blood pressure and boosted
blood flow.66 67 68
Which is important, since the better your blood flow…
The faster you flush out HDACs…
The result is:
Better, sharper thinking throughout the day...69 70
Deeper sleep at night... 71 72
Healthy blood pressure readings that leave your doctor at a loss for words for once...73
And fat burning that lasts all day long.
Then we added a rare form of Cocoa Powder.
It adds a delicious, heavenly mocha flavor that’ll turn your morning cup of coffee into a guilt-free chocolate dessert.
More importantly, it contains potent flavonoids that boost the production of nitric oxide.74 75
This further enhances blood flow, and makes sure that HDACs are drained from your cells as fast as possible. 76 77 78
Next, we added Chromium.
A recent meta-analysis of 25 clinical trials show that Chromium crushes inflammation, keeping HDACs
at bay. 79 80 81
It’s been proven in multiple landmark studies to reduce blood sugar spikes by as much as 43%...82 83 84
Even after heavy, carb-filled meals…
While also bringing blood pressure, cholesterol, triglycerides readings down to healthy ranges. 85
Effortless fat loss has never been easier.
While the Acacia Fiber in goMCT® works wonders for your digestion…
We also added Hōlistiq™ ...
A patented blend of six different organic US-grown mushrooms:
You also get a clinical helping of alpha- and beta-glucans90 91 92.
Those are potent prebiotics which help repair your gut lining after years of not taking the best care of it.93
They feed your “good” bacteria, which relieves bloating
and gas...94
And make you so regular, you’re in and out of the bathroom every morning in minutes...
No urgency or discomfort you get from laxatives...
Just smooth, regular digestion that makes sure you start your day off on the right foot.
That’s because the alpha- and
beta-glucans in whole mushrooms shuttle oxygen to your cells…
Which is key to them burning fat faster.
Then keep it off — for as long as you continue adding this potent blend to your coffee, tea, or glass of water.
You can happily enjoy foods like...
That’s right — foods you’ve been told to avoid…
Foods that used to make you bloat up like a balloon…
And turned what used to be quick, enjoyable bathroom breaks into hours of agony…
They’re no longer off limits.
It helped me shed 73 lbs and keep them off for good…
In just weeks, the fat melted off my body like ice cream in the summer heat.
I now look back at my recent speech recordings and photos with pride.
I chuckled and told them no.
When I was pressed about how I did it, I shared the incredible formulation with them.
In fact, my team and I gathered 78 different people: family, friends from church, a few of my colleagues…
And kicked off a first-of-its-kind trial with our potent formula.
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Nor did they run out of breath throughout the day.
They’ve kept the weight off!
After seeing results like those, I knew I had the world’s fastest, most powerful
fat-loss formula in my hands…
But releasing it to the public wasn’t in the plans.
I could barely keep up with the demand from private clients who were now telling their friends and family about it.
And to be honest…
Putting something this powerful—this sure-fire—out in public paints a massive target on my back...
That all changed one Tuesday morning, when a few headlines made their way to my desk:95 96 97
My jaw clenched in anger as I read about the fake and counterfeit Ozempic now given to unsuspecting Americans like you.
And I decided to offer this breakthrough formula through my clinic…
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$10,000? $50,000?
Can you even put a price on that?
Well, this isn’t about money for me.
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Still here?
You might have some questions about SlimBliss™, so here’s how I would answer them for you.
SlimBliss™ is specifically formulated for anyone looking to shed stubborn body fat, and turbocharge their metabolism…
Without suffering through yet another workout or starvation diet.
If you’re ready to torch 10, 20, even 50 lbs of pure fat from your face, belly, neck, arms, and thighs and then…
Keep burning fat until you’ve got the slim, tight, and light figure you’ve always wanted…
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SlimBliss™ is the world's first and only natural formulation designed to flush out HDACs and torch fat faster than you thought possible.
If you’d like to enjoy fast, effortless fat loss, and never worry about your waistline again…
While eating your favorite foods as often as you want…
It starts with lowering your levels of HDACs.
That’s because HDACs are a sinister enzyme that accumulates in your fat cells…
Then like cement, form a molecular block that seals them shut…
So if you want your body to run slimmer, lighter, and tighter…
You need to lower your HDAC levels.
And that’s why some people eat like crazy and never gain an ounce.
You almost certainly have a friend like this, with low HDAC levels.
They can devour heavy, high-fat foods like cheese, cream sauce, butter, bacon, even the fattiest cuts of beef…
And it doesn’t matter because with low HDAC levels, their fat cells work like they’re supposed to…
Burning the calories for fuel…
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If you’d like to melt 10, 20, even
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Hey—I get it!
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And if you keep waiting for some magical moment…
I realize this is a bit of tough love, but the way I see it…
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